The following jokes came as a package from: The Definitive List Of Techie Jokes: As compiled by readers of RATS newsgroup and Andy Kelk (ics5ajk@leeds.ac.uk)
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- Q: What's the difference between the lighting tech and the sound
tech?
- A: The lighting tech washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the bathroom.
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- "You know.. I worked in the theatre for {insert relevant time
perid}
- beforeI learned that F***ingElectricians was really TWO words!"
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- Q: What do you call an electrician with a hammer?
- A: Thief!
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- Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a panel?
- A: Dead!
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- Q: Why don't you run over an electrician on a bicycle?
- A: Might be your bike.
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- Q: What do you get when you make an electrician a carpenter?
- A: A bad carpenter.
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- Q: What do you get when you make a carpenter an electrician?
- A: A dead carpenter.
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- Q: How tall is the average union electrician?
- A: Don't know. Never seen one stand up.
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- Q: How do you know when a union electrician is dead?
- A: The doughnut rolls out of his hand.
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- From: Nigel A Conliffe <nigel.conliffe@analog.com>:
- Q: What's the most dangerous thing in a community theatre?
- A: An actor with a power tool
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- Unknown:
- `Next to the stars,'' says one veteran observer, ``sound people
are the biggest prima donnas in the business.''
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- From: "Anthony W. Flint" <lyttek@o2.net>:
- Q: What's the difference between a sound guy and God?
- A:God doesn't think he's a sound guy.
- Q: Why do sound guy's say "check, one, two?"
- A: If they could count any higher, they'd be a lighting tech.
- Now, before I get thrashed, some of my best friends are sound
guys ;)
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- theatricalmercenary@juno.com (Mark Leslie) Counters Anthony W.
Flint's "Check, one, two" joke:
- Actually, it's because they have to lift on 'three'.
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