- Q: How many Drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: Three. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the throne.
A2: None. They have a machine that does that now.
A3: Whats a light bulb?
Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to do it and six to transpose it into another key
and do it faster.
Q: How many Chick Singers?
A: There's nothing wrong with that light dearie, hit your mark.
Q: Sound engineers?
A: I'm busy, thats lightings gig.
Q: LD's?
A: Thats a lamp, and stay away from it.
Q: Backup Singers?
A: They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in the greenroom.
Q: Guitar techs?
A: They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in the back of
the truck.
- Chris Babbie <syd@primenet.com>
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- Q: How many Technical Directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, why do I have to do everything myself, goddammit?!?
John S. Musarra <musarra@epix.net>
- Q: How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they'll just fix it in the mix.
From: Alicia Stevans <astevans@vt.edu>
Q: How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; they've proclaimed darkness the new standard.
- Dave Vick <rigger@voyager.net>
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- The following jokes came as a package from: The Definitive List Of Techie Jokes: As compiled by readers of RATS newsgroup and Andy Kelk (ics5ajk@leeds.ac.uk)
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- Q: How many stagehands does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: None. That's an Electrician's job.
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- Q: OK, then, how many Electricians does it take to change a light
bulb?
- A: None of your damn business.
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- Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: 15. You gots a f***ing problem wit dat?
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- Q: How many grips does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: 2 one to sweep up the glass and the other to pull out the base.
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- Q: How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: 3...no, make it 4... on second thought 3... make it 5 just
to be safe.
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- Q: How many interns does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: It doesn't matter, you'll have to do it again anyway.
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- Q: How many PA's does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: None, they're still f**king with the switch.
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- Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: 11. 1 to change the bulb, 10 to clap.
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- Q: How many lighting designers does is take to change a lightbulb?
- A: None. Its a carefuly orchestrated blackout.
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- Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: Well... Does it have to be a lightbulb? Why can't it be a candle?
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- Q: How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: Hmmmmmm.........Light bulb..............Allow me to ponder
the changing of the bulb.
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- Q: How many stage managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: I DONT CARE- JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
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- Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: What's it's motivation?
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- Q: How many interns does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: I dunno....I'm just happy to be here.
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- Q: How many IA guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: One, once he puts down the donut and coffee.
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- Q: How many actors does it take to change a light?
- A: One.... if he can find it.
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- Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: On; the actor holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around
the actor...
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- Q: How many straight actors does it take to change a lightbulb
?
- A: Both of them.
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- Q: How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: None: its a lamp.
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- Q: How many electricians does it take to change a lamp?
- A: None...if it worked once they aren't gonna play with it.....
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- Q: What's black, crispy, and hangs from the ceiling?
- A: An actor changing a light bulb!