Common Questions
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Q: When do you update this page anyway?
A: Every year during the summer, I get intensly bored when traveling. That's when I update the site, useually revamping the entire thing.


Q: When did you start this site?
A: The first hits came in on 7/3/96, but it didn't 'open' until I announced it to the first contributors on 9/27/96.


Q: Have you been mentioned anywhere in the media that you've seen?
A: Nope.


Q: You really should offer this in book form for a fee...I bet you'd sell a bunch.
A: These jokes aren't mine; I can't make money on them in this fasion.


Q: Any merchendising coming up?

A: Do you want me to make t-shirts? Click here if you do to register your vote. Tell me what you want to see on a shirt while you're at it... (One can sell freeware...for the cost of producing the flo ppy disk.)


Q: Are you single?
A: Single and available.

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