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PIPELINE COMMENTARY AND REVIEW #9
03 August 1997
by Augie De Blieck Jr.
http://www.nic.com/~augie/pipeline

"Devils, Dead-Pool, Ducks"

(Yes, I'm experimenting with putting titles on these columns.  Wish me luck.)

Went to see SPAWN Friday night.  10:50 showing.  Sold out by the time I got 
there.  Go fig.

Anyone else remember the brouhahas regarding Todd McFarlane's
adjectiveless Spider-Man comics?  No, not any of the money issues surrounding
it or the quality of the story or of the art.  I'm talking about two specific
incidents.  I'm thinking only of --

The impalings.

One scene in the first couple of issues featured a panel with Lizard impaled
upon some piece of wood or something. Marvel made McFarlane cover it up in
enough black ink to make it into a silhouette.

Then, a year later, McFarlane drew Shatterstar putting a sword in
Juggernaut's eye.  Marvel made him redraw that, too, so the sword was just in
front of his face.

What's the point?

Did you read DEAD-POOL #8 this week?  There's a panel in there with a sword
impaling Dead-Pool's hand.  It is Comic Code approved.  Marvel did publish
it, uncensored.

Times change, eh?

Otherwise, this is the highlight of the series so far, easily its best issue. 
Joe Kelly brings everything together from the past 9 issues or so, and does
it with a smile and a sharp ending.  Can't wait for the next issue now.

Last chance department: TEEN TITANS #12 came out this week.  This should be 
George Perez's last issue inking over Dan Jurgens.  Damn.  I'm looking 
forward to seeing his stuff on AVENGERS, don't get me wrong, but this is some 
of the prettiest artwork in comics today.  Smooth, easy to read, fun to look 
at.  And just for kicks, there's also artwork in there by Gil Kane and Dick 
Giordano.

There's a lot of that "comics about comics" going on lately, eh?  BIG BANG 
COMICS makes a living off of it.  STORMWATCH did an issue.  SUPREME does it 
every month.  And Acclaim has DR. TOMORROW, a 12-issue mini-series doing the 
whole thing.  Alan Moore is still the best at it, no doubt in my mind.  
Warren Ellis' story suffered for the terrific art on STORMWATCH's issue.  I'm 
not reading DR. TOMORROW, and only occasionally pick up an issue of BIG BANG.

In the meantime, the best place for a good throwback is reading any issue of 
DONALD DUCK or UNCLE $CROOGE or WALT DISNEY'S COMICS & STORIES.  You can get 
new stories told in the classic style, as well as reprints of the original 
comics.  And there's some terrific new stuff out there now:

Don Rosa's latest epic adventure (coming in at 28 pages!) is titled "The
Treasure of the Ten Avatars."  It's everything you could ask for.  It's
intelligent.  It relies on a knowledge of Hindu religion, which it imparts as
you go.  It's a learning experience.  It's got classic action/adventure and
in some spots could easily pass for an Indiana Jones movie.  It incorporates
a couple bits of true economics, the kind of which you rarely see.  (The
issue is raised that when the rich get richer, so do the workers whose jobs
have just been created.)  And it's got laugh-out-loud funny running gags,
slapstick comedy, and character-based comedy.  It's got top-notch
hand-lettering and well-detailed coloring.

And most people won't read it because it's all found in UNCLE $CROOGE
ADVENTURES #51.  They won't read it because they'll pass it right up on the
stands, ignorant of what lies inside.  They won't read it because comic
shops don't stock it because potential readers remain ignorant.  And, hey, 
it's one of them there funny animal books.

There, I feel better now.


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